January 2011
84 posts
You must be a muñeca
if you’re still standing still.
People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via sweetcherrytulips)
You know what we call gay marriage in Canada? Marriage.
– some guy I met the other night at a bar (via girl-detective)
I am NEVER dropping trou in the woods ever again
I’ve counted 14 unidentifiable bug bites on my ass.
Definitely bringing a lady urinal the next time I go hiking.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
IS IT SUMMER YET?
I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From...
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via brain-food)
The Salvation Army Disposes Donated Harry Potter...
likeneelyohara:
The Salvation Army says it refuses to distribute Harry Potter toys collected for needy children because they’re incompatible with the charity’s Christian beliefs.
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Well, Avada Kedavra to these assholes then.
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Oh wow
I just remembered that I’m twenty.
Dammit.
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